Boltzmann's Buff Brain
Boltzmann is sleeping... or dead? No, wait. He's thinking... Only a Boltzmann brain survives the wreckage of the laboratory. The brain must fight the onslaught of enemies headed towards the thinking body by throwing goo (Where does it come from? No clue.) at the little experiments. But what's that big red glob on the horizon? It's realization. Why? How should I know? I'm just the humble narrator. What will this brain realize and how will it effect anything? Only you can find out.
WASD to move.
Mouse to throw splats.
Protect Boltzmann!
This game was made for the GMTK 2023 Game Jam. The people who made this game are not professionals at art, music, or code in any way. That means that this piece of something you hold in your hands (Or rather, have in your computer) will be an experience unburdened by knowledge, skill, or extreme originality. It will, however, be somewhat entertaining and relatively worth your time. I would suggest playing it, but that might be just my personal opinion. Have fun and don't die.
(Also, if you're wondering how this has to do with roles reversed... the body is thinking but the brain is fighting... So... yeah. Nice.)
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- BROWSER VERSION?Jul 09, 2023
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Darn! I couldn't get the game to load
Actually, I don't think I am able to edit the page before the voting period is over, so you will be unable to play the game before the period is up. I am very sorry. It will be fixed afterwards
I am aware that the browser version is not working. Please don’t download the download files because that isn’t a build, that was just something from unity I uploaded before I knew how to make a build. The browser version will hopefully be playable by the end of the day
Yeap, like everyone mentioned, the browser version doesn't work. Not even when I waited for quite a long time.
ok. It’ll work by today hopefully
Also can't load the browser version :(
I know. I’m going to fix it by the end of the day
The browser version doesn't load, maybe because in the unity player settings, the compression format is set to Brotli or something.
Thanks for the help! I haven’t checked yet but that might be why it’s not working. I’m going to try to get it working by the end of the day
I'll just leave a comment here and check later if the game loads
I’m fixing it now
Loading is hanging on the browser version :/
I tried playing on a Mac using Firefox and Chrome (both didn't work).
ok
I also have trouble with the browser version stuck loading
ok
The browser version hangs during loading for me
I know, I’m gonna try to fix it
Do not download the downloadable version. I uploaded the wrong files for that. Just play it in browser